Have you ever seen the reality commercials? I watched some of them and all I have to say to the ladies is, " GET A LIFE!!!" Heres some clips from the latest one I've seen.

Averge celeberty- size 2
Averge normal woman- size 14-16


(There are random averge women asked to play on a different form of the bacholar)

* Theres just so much more of me to love!! Sniff Sniff
* I just want a guy to love me for who I am. ( Right about now you are suppose to burst into tears)
* Those super models don't know what their missing out on. Its fun being fat- until it comes to guys. Sob Sob

See what I mean? GET A LIFE

Cowgirl

I know. . . I'm bad about keeping up with my blog. Kinda like my growth. I get sudden spurts and then I don't grow for a year. I shall try harder. ;)

It may not be offically summer but it sure feels like it. And I'm glad. At least its not freezing. THe only downer is that my Dad has strict polocies on the AC. He is just now getting it into use. THANK GOODNESS. You can only eat so many salt-covered ice cubes!!

Well, catch you next time,

Cowgirl

My Reputition

A questionaire went around the 8th grade class in Udall. One of the questions was," Who would most likely start a gang in prision?"
The majority of the class answered 'Bailey Yaussi'.

Yep, thats me!!

What do you do when a fly ball comes your way?

You pick up the nearest twin and hold him over your head. You have absolutely no concern for his safety.

I've Been Hacked!!

I've been hacked and I absolutely love it! I don't know how Karma does it but I hope she keeps on doing it. Thanks so much, Karma!!


I say a cute saying yesterday. Thought I might share it: With three barrel, a fast horse,and a winning time who needs a cowboy?
I did a little alterations: With Karma to do my blog and Jade as my best friend, NO WONDER I'M ALWAYS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!!

Not really- but its catchy. :)

Thanks so much Karma and Jade,

Bailey

Catch up

I am waiting to be hacked!! I mean literally. Karma and Jade are suppose to be giving my blog a face lift but . . . well . . . we've been busy.

I have a lot to get caught up on, I know. Here's a recap of the week:
Sunday- It downpoared all day long! Flooded the arena, pasture, back yard, and more.
Monday- I stared glumly out the window at all the water. Took the oppertunity to finish a couple of projects. Which I should be doing now, but you know how that goes.
Tuesday- It dried up some! Since the roads were soft I rode Mighty down the road. That horse will just if he looks at his shadow! He is pretty flighty.
Wednesday- Went to the DK Bar Ranch Jackpot. Our run wasn't the best. Interpertation- We were flying but we went past the first barrel a little. On the second barrel his butt went to far underneath him and he slipped. On the third barrel I was ready to get out of that arena!! But the Lord blesses in all situations and I won first place in 4D. Generally I run in 2D but I was pretty happy.
Thursday- Almost couldn't walk because I sprained my knee kicking Mighty, we think. But after almost chugging the aspirn bottle I could walk. I went roping with dad and warmed-up horses, sat on horses, keep horses moving, and endured teasing from the Maylent Boys for being a barrel racer.
Friday- Didn't do much of anything really.
Saturday- Drizzley all day long. The K's and I went to a action with Dad. That was the boringest action I have ever been too. I can only remeber being to one. That one. After the action DAd went to finish moving Grandma and I went home to the boys. THey watched Sky-High and then took a LONG NAP!! I had the whole house to myself!! It also downpoured that night too. I was so mad.
Sunday- Because I didn't want to go to a baseball tournemt in Salina I went with the Carlsons! Mom dropped me off around 8:30 a.m., went to church, then to Red Robin. Ate the best chicken sandwhich ever; until I bit into a pickle. UHHH! THen we went home or the Carlson's house and watched Hairspray, had a bebe gun/air soft gun war. Jade and I only carried guns so that we would have protection. THe boys were more interested in capturing us then they were in attacking each other. Then w just sorta flopped. Mom came and picked me up and Ricky won his tournament. So all in all it was a wonderful day.


Prayer Request- My grandma is trying to move out with us and we can't seem to get a mover who will move her trailer out here. They all make exscuses and do nothing. So we have no trailor, grandma is completely moved out of her house, a job down here, living with Aunt Mackey, and everything is completely out of order. We need a nothing short of a miracle.

Cowgirl

I have this rare ability to think up of these sarcastic, opinionated sayings for just about anything. I come up with these about once every other minute. In other words- a lot. I get my mouth a little bit from my dad and A LOT from my mom. So its not my falt. I'm just not a bucketful of tact. :)
Here's an example: Barrel racing is for cowgirls, every one else just has to find a sport to fit their IQ.
See what I mean. Not exactly a bucketful of tact. Now if I said that around a bunch of basketball players or something I would probably get beat up. Not that my defense skills are anything to brag about- but you get my point.

Sometimes these opinions just sorta pop out. Ex.- Mom came into my room asking if I thought a certain shirt was stylish enough. I replied ( without thinking), " Sure, for my granny!" Or, " I know that I am suppose to treat others the way I want to be treated, but they got it comin'!"

Usually anybody who hangs around me has thought up of a few smart sayings to say back but be aware! There's an endless list of them!